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Daughter Using the Vibrator

As the woman passed her daughter’s closed bedroom door, she heard a strange buzzing noise coming from within. Opening the door, she observed her daughter giving herself a real workout with a vibrator. Shocked, she asked, “What in the world are you doing?” The daughter replied, “Mom, I’m thirty-five years old, unmarried, and this thing is about as close as I’ll ever get to a husband. Please, go away and leave me alone.”The next day, the girl’s father heard the same buzz coming from the other side of the closed bedroom door. Upon entering the room, he observed his daughter making passionate love to her vibrator. To his query as to what she was doing, the daughter said, “Dad, I’m thirty-five years old, unmarried, and this thing is about as close as I’ll ever get to a husband. Please, go away and leave me alone.” A couple days later, the wife came home from shopping trip, placed the groceries on the kitchen counter, and heard that buzzing noise coming from, of all places, the family room. She entered that area and observed her husband sitting on the couch, staring at the TV. The vibrator was next to him on the couch, buzzing like crazy.The wife asked, “What the hell are you doing?” The husband replied, “I’m watching the ball game with my son-in-law.”

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Elderly lady gives hubby viagra

An elderly woman goes to the doctor and asks him to help revive her husband’s sex drive.

“How about trying Viagra?” suggests the doctor.

“Not a chance,” she replies. “He won’t even take an aspirin for a

“No problem,” replies the doctor. “Drop it into his coffee and he won’t even taste it. Try it and come back in a week to let me know how things have worked out..”

A week later, the elderly woman returned to the doctor.

“Well, how did things go?” he asked.

“Oh, it was terrible, just terrible, doctor.”

“Really? What happened?” he asked.

“Well, I did as you suggested and slipped it in his coffee. The effect
was immediate. He jumped straight up and swept the cutlery off the table. Then, he ripped my clothes off and made passionate love to me on the tabletop. It was terrible.”

“What was terrible?” asked the doctor. “Was the sex not so good?”

“Oh, no doctor, the sex was the best I’ve had in 25 years, but I’ll
never be able to show my face at Burger King again.”

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