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Beer, Gambling or Golf

A man was walking down the street when he was accosted by a particularly
dirty and shabby-looking homeless man who asked him for a couple of dollars
for dinner.

The man took out his wallet, extracted two dollars and asked, “If I give you
this money, will you buy some beer with it instead?”

“No, I stopped drinking years ago,” the homeless man said.

“Will you use it to gamble instead of buying food?” the man asked.

“No, I don’t gamble,” the homeless man said. “I need everything I can get
just to stay alive.”

“Will you spend the money on green fees at a golf course instead of food?”
the man asked.

“Are you NUTS!” replied the homeless man. “I haven’t played golf in 20
years!”

“Well,” said the man, “I’m not going to give you two dollars. Instead, I’m
going to take you home for a terrific dinner cooked by my wife.”

The homeless man was astounded, “Won’t your wife be furious with you for
doing that? I know I’m dirty, and I probably smell pretty bad.”

The man replied, “Hey, man, that’s okay! I just want her to see what a man
looks like who’s given up beer, gambling, and golf!”

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