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The joys of a married couple

A typical macho man married a typical good-looking lady and, after the wedding, laid down the following rules:”I’ll be home when I want, if I want, and at what time I want, and I don’t expect any hassle from you. I expect a great dinner to be on the table unless I tell you otherwise. I’ll go hunting, fishing, boozing, and card-playing when I want with my old buddies and don’t you give me a hard time about it. Those are my rules. Any comments?”

His new bride said, “No, that’s fine with me. Just understand that there’ll be sex here at seven o’clock every night, whether you’re here or not.”

MARRIAGE (PART II)
A husband and wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their 40th wedding anniversary. The husband yells, “When you die, I’m getting you a headstone that reads, ‘Here Lies My Wife -Cold As Ever.’”

“Yeah?!” she replies. “When you die, I’m getting you a headstone that reads, ‘Here Lies My Husband- Stiff At Last.’”

MARRIAGE (PART III)
A doctor and his wife are having a fight at the breakfast table. The husband gets up in a rage and says, “And you are no good in bed either,” and storms out of the house.

After sometime he realizes he was nasty and decides to make amends and rings her up. She comes to the phone after many rings and the irritated husband says, “What took you so long to answer the phone?”

She says, “I was in bed.”

“What are you doing in bed at this hour?”

“Getting a second opinion!”

MARRIAGE (PART IV)
A man has six children and is very proud of his achievement. He is so proud of himself, that he starts calling his wife, “Mother of Six” in spite of her objections.
One night, they go to a party. The man decides that it’s time to go home and wants to find out if his wife is ready to leave as well.

He shouts at the top of his voice, “Shall we go home, Mother of six?” His wife, irritated by her husband’s lack of discretion shouts right back,

“Anytime you’re ready, Father of Four!”

MARRIAGE (PART V)
A businessman enters a tavern, sits down at the bar, and orders a double martini on the rocks After he finishes the drink, he peeks inside his shirt pocket, then he asks the bartender to prepare another double martini. After he finishes that one, he again peeks inside his shirt pocket and asks the bartender to bring another double martini.

The bartender says, “Look, buddy, I’ll bring ya’ martinis all night long. But you gotta tell me why you look inside your shirt pocket before you order a refill.”

The man replies, “I’m peeking at a photo of my wife. When she starts to look good, then I know it’s time to go home.”

MARRIAGE (PART VI)
A 75-year-old woman went to the doctor for a check up.. The doctor told her she needed more cardiovascular activity, and recommended that she engage in sexual activity three times a week. A bit embarrassed, she said to the doctor, “Please tell my husband.”

The doctor went out into the waiting room and told the husband that his wife needed sex three times a week. The 80-year-old husband replied, “Which days?”

The doctor answered, “Monday, Wednesday, and Friday would be ideal.

The husband said, “I can bring her on Monday and Wednesday, but on Fridays, she’ll have to take the bus.”

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